I think, therefore I harm
I don’t know who votes for which celebrity makes the top list, but I don’t think Angelina Jolie looks good. She is a skeleton with a thin layer of paper skin. Her lips look like she had a recent fight with a vacuum cleaner. In fact, the last time I thought she looked good was in the movie Hackers, in 1995. She was 20 then, she had flesh. She wasn’t really known and she had not went under hundreds of surgeries. She had nice boobs too, now I’d give her $1000 so that she keeps them hidden.
There is that girl I work with, she has a perfect face, a perfect body. She has just the minimum waist size that I can stand, a little less and she would definitely be too slim. Yet, she things she is fat. Weeks after weeks, I hear her complaining about how fat she is, and she tries every single diet program she hears about. Just a few weeks ago, the current program wanted her to eat salad every day, every meal, for a week. Only salad. And she spent all the week reminding us that she couldn’t wait until Friday, because Friday she would finally be allowed to put some chicken in her salad. I don’t know how many times I may have told her she couldn’t loose more weight, she already hit the bottom. If she looses more weight, she will end up on the bottom of the food chain: lettuce will eat her. I’ve encouraged other guys to tell her, but nothing does. I can’t wait to see what diet she will try next week.
I can’t blame her, or any of you, going after that trend. When you watch TV or movies, read magazines, watch advertisement, you are bombarded with that image. Since you see that one image everywhere, you end up thinking that’s the one image you are suppose to achieve. You take these skeletons as models. Well, I’ve checked. I asked every men I know what they thought of that image, and it’s a categorical answer: nobody likes that image. Those preparing those movies and magazines are not part of this world, for sure, because I didn’t find any guy who liked that image of an extremely slim woman, standing on her high heels, with several centimeters of thick lipstick. Absolutely nobody. Well, right, there was that guy, with his pants so low you could see his underpants, with chains running around like he had escaped a local prison. Is that the guy you are doing all this for?
Women are aiming for an ideal which men don’t like, because that’s what the media made them believe we like. Screw that. Stop trying to reach that image which we hate. Be a natural woman. Stop changing yourself, we like natural women.
Unless you know what you are doing, stop trying these diets, they are killing you. Scammers will make you eat salad, experts will tell you to never do that. Yes, salad is good for you, it contains many vitamins, but nothing which you need to run through a normal day. You are made of flesh, you need nutrients from flesh to stay healthy, or at least good substitutes. If you eat nothing but salad, by the age of 30 you will look like 50, because you will never had all the nutrients which you needed to replace your skin cells. I am in my thirties, and I can tell you right away, I am not physically attracted by women who look like 50. Any nutritionist will tell you, you need to eat from the four food groups, from which salad is only one. Salad is not known for its weight loss property, but is sure recognized for its protein deficiency. Actually, eating a lot of salad will still make you fat. If you really wanted to loose weight, you must not cut on any particular ingredient, you must cut on quantity, and do a little more exercise.
Now make me a favor. Keep watching TV, but stop thinking of what you see on TV as models. The last time you’ve watched Fast and Furious, did you then go in your car and drove at 160 km/h in a busy school district? Of course you didn’t, you can make the difference between TV and reality. Now why can’t you make that difference when it comes to female models? If I was to try to take TV as a model, I would have to weight about 200 pounds, half of it being muscle and the other half concealed in my pants, because apparently that’s the masculine model. No, I’ve not subscribed to a weight lifting club to attempt to match that model.
Oh, I must go, it’s time to take my penis enlargement pill.
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